Kosher Moose
Genetic Lineage: Kosher Kush x Gelato 41 Classification: Indica Dominant Hybrid
Description: Bow to the heavyweight. Kosher Moose steps into the ring combining the legendary, knockout power of Kosher Kush with the new-school, dessert-funk of Gelato 41. This is a strain built on respect, blending sacred OG roots with a modern flavor that’s straight-up undeniable.
Aroma: Crack the jar and get hit with that old-school, sacred funk. Kosher Moose leads with the profound, earthy, and pungent richness of its Kush heritage. That deep, dank aroma is then cut with a smooth, sophisticated wave of sweet berries and creamy, vanilla-laced gas from the Gelato 41 side. It's the smell of a classic track remixed into a modern banger.
Flavor: The flavor profile is as complex as the lineage. The inhale is all power, delivering a deep, hashy, and earthy taste that coats your palate. On the exhale, the beat switches up, revealing a smooth, dessert-like finish of sweet fruit and that creamy funk that makes the Gelato line famous.
Appearance: This is top-shelf structure. Kosher Moose produces rock-solid, chunky stickers that are dense to the core. The buds feature a mosaic of deep forest greens and cool violet undertones, all buried under a blinding frost of sticky, diamond-like trichomes. Bursts of vibrant orange pistils weave through the structure, making it a masterpiece of bag appeal.
The Experience: Get ready for a potent, two-stage buzz. The session kicks off with a euphoric and uplifting cerebral rush, clearing your head and elevating your vibe. As that initial creative energy settles, the Kosher Kush heritage takes the throne, rolling in a wave of deep, bone-felt physical relaxation that soothes and unwinds without a complete couch-lock. It’s the perfect cut for kicking back after the grind, vibing to some beats, or achieving a state of heavyweight tranquility.
